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28 October 2005 @ 04:54 pm
Mike on America:

We're like the redneck nextdoor neighbors who's dogs keep barking and every other night the cops are there breaking up another fucking domestic dispute and you wake up in the morning and there's PBR and Miller bottles all over the lawn and you go bang on their door to ask what the fuck and they come to the door in their underwear already drunk all "Ain't my problem ya fuckin HOMO".
 
 
24 October 2005 @ 11:35 pm
ME: WTF I hated Molly! I can't believe she's so popular!
CUTTY: you're a retarded bitch. she was trhe best doll.
 
 
stamped's question: If you've ever read One Hundred Years of Solitude, how did you like it?
haikuninja: I'm really not interested in reading about Turner's sexlife, thx.
 
 
Current Mood: chipperlol
 
 
13 October 2005 @ 12:36 am
From here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/rq_version3/35507056.html

I was just trying to get nude photos of your girlfriend, there's no need to get all offended. -noun_verbs
 
 
12 October 2005 @ 01:27 am
Q: What is on your bed right now?
reeling: Clothes I have to put away, an empty plastic vag, laundry basket, purse, keys, like four jackets, extra blankets, towels, etc,
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
 
 
 
04 October 2005 @ 12:17 am
insanity89: I don't have any pets currently but my friends cat is an alcoholic. It drinks more than her and her mom combined. The cat even figured out how to open bottles and drink from them.
 
 
25 September 2005 @ 10:33 pm
won:  come won, come all
 
 
13 September 2005 @ 01:17 am
seanpants: Do you think you have an RQ alter ego? Who, if anyone?

I'm beginning to think Turner is mine.


noun_verbs: No way. I'm too stupid and pathetic to be yours.


seanpants: Exactly! You're like an older, dumber, virgin, more pathetic version of me.
 
 
12 September 2005 @ 03:09 am
Q: OK IF RQ HAD A FOOD FIGHT AND YOU COULD ONLY PICK ONE FOOD AND ONE PERSON TO THROW IT AT, WHO & WHAT WOULD YOU PICK!
seanpants: A frozen ham. therainman1000
 
 
03 September 2005 @ 12:00 am
intravenous: Would you talk dirty to a horse?
chance_medley: What would I say to it.
You're hung like a horse...because you are a horse. You can eat my apple. I bet you'd like that, huh? Neiiiiiigh.
 
 
Current Music: Ministry - Game Show